The name's Hampson. Damon Hampson. I take my gin with tonic, just like my women. I keep my hair short and my gun loaded because I like to be prepared for any emergency. As a marketing manager for Peachpit, I take my job very seriously and always return phone calls at the office—especially the ones from me mum because calling her from home would cost a bloody fortune. Because of my British accent, my American colleagues think I'm smarter than I really am, and I am. I'm funny too. I drive a Mini Cooper because a Maxi Cooper sounds like it should have wings. As a marketing manager, I work out at the gym a lot because in this profession, to feel good you have to look good. And I do. I read a lot, but never while I'm drinking, which is strictly a nine-to-five thing. I like it here. It smells good.